i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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