Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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