Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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