We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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