I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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