So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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