i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
either way he was missing a nipple.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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