Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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