It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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