I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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