i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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