i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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