we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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