You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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