dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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