He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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