Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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