if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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