I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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