Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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