my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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