he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Shame - the story of my life.
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