And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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