in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
