Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
