waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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