Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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