i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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