I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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