Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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