your thong is hanging out like whoa
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The power of my boobs compel you
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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