i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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