u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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