Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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