I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize