More tranny stories later!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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