Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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