In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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