For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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