I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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