You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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