Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It was like getting head from an anaconda
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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