I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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