why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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