wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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