Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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