: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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