This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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