Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Randomize
