hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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