He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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