Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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