It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
