I just made out with a guy for $7.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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