For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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