you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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