I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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